La Coppola
La Coppola
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86 Regent St
Leamington Spa
CV32 4NS
01926 888873
As Performed by The Awesome Foursome, The Pole, Chief Sitting Bull, Daddy’s Boy, The Little Chef and Mrs. Jockey.
As you can see from the picture, this place looks like a garden centre and as Daddy’s Boy is the only one of us to have been here before, all the rest of us drove straight past it whilst attempting to locate it. The botanical theme continued throughout the restaurant and every wall had something growing on it, there were some very nice murals on the walls and even the famous picture from the Sistine chapel was on the ceiling. Directly above our table however was an older lady with a cracking pair, both of which were fully on display.
Regardless of whether they were able to find it or not, everyone but The Captain and The Pole was late, and it was only The Captain and The Pole who stuck to the Formal-Casual dress code. The rest of the group looked like shit and the, clearly stressed maitre’d, didn’t approve. The Jockey did a truly awful job of introducing his new Mrs to The Captain, for some strange reason, its almost as if hes scared that she will leave him and jump on the man with the bigger cock. She didn’t have too much difficulty working out who was who in the end, The Pole was easy and Chief Sitting Bull was simple to work out; strange how our most racist names are clearly the most recognisable.
We like to go out of our comfort zones and it was definitely not the place for a group of mates to go for a hangover cure with a lot of banter; however we don’t care and we just crack on. There were plenty of staff around and although we weren’t too sure what they were running around doing, they did seem to know their stuff. They did have a keen interest in the MNEC notebook and were definitely watching attentively as The Captain poured his heart and soul into the paper.
The Little Chef did appreciate the huge olives that were served to us on ice with our drinks, very nice touch and they were apparently on the house. However while we sat and waited for them to take our order we couldn’t work out what they were waiting for, we arrived in dribs and drabs but everyone seemed to sit there for 10 minutes before getting a drink, and then once we were all there nothing was done for at least half an hour. Some of us did still have our menus open but most of us didn’t, and either way 30 minutes is always enough time for people to read a small menu. We don’t like waiting or having to ask for things that should already be being done, we regularly sit there after eating and nobody seems to realise that we want the bill; it is their job to ask us what we require, and not our responsibility to be getting up and telling them. Anyway, rant over.
The waiter did come over eventually and of course he said ladies first, Chick was straight in there saying “after you little chef!”, he was pleased to get that one in, and to be honest hes probably pleased to get anything in these days. Once the order had been taken we immediately got to the topics that were on everyones minds; last night: what happened? where was everyone? what ridiculous things happened? The general consensus was that The Captain, The Chief and The Happy Sailor were all absolutely smashed; evidence was abound- Chief Sitting Bull was walking round with The Little Chef telling random girls that he was the chief. The Captain had to leave Fever at about 2am because he was more than ready for bed, this is after attempting to get into Lloyd’s with Daddy’s Boy using their MNEC cards. And The Happy Sailor was walking around with his McDonald’s looking for anyone heading to Daventry, unfortunately there was no availability and he ended up going on a lovely tour of rugby before having to tell the driver to go to dav and footing the entire bill himself.
← Prawn and Crab Salad at £7.95 was presented well and despite having the obvious disadvantage of being a salad, was rather heavy on the meat which we liked.
→ La Coppola Pate looked good but a bit boring, and once painted onto the bread it looked like Chick was eating a big black cock.
← Fish Soup was a medley of all things from the sea and The Jockey could safely say: “that was the best soup I have ever had”.
→ Trio bruschetta pleased The Pole for £4.95, something not easily done outside of a brothel.
← Garlic Pizza Bread for Mrs. Jockey, it was very nice but she was about to let them take it away with two slices still on the plate; obviously we didn’t allow this and The Merchant was quick to clean up her mess.
→ Calamari were absolutely rubbery, very nicely cooked and served, and not chewy as is often the case.
← Mozzarella Coppola was expensive at £6.95 and not very impressive, its only cheese but they could have done more with it.
→ And by far the best of the rest, Tuna Tartare which was finished at the table by one of our well educated servers. Daddy’s Boy declared that he had a full chubby the entire way through the tuna being done, and it is no surprise that there were no less than 9 solid erections underneath our table.
The Little Chef has stepped up to his role of social media expert well, we now have our facebook all running and twitter and email- which we apparently need for when girls want to send us their underwear etc. He has been monitoring the statistics of our viewers and has even worked out that we have a hermaphrodite viewer somehow. He has also been one of the lucky ones to get a tshirt to give to The Merchant for printing, this will also be improved now that he has acquired a shirt press.
Daddy’s Boy earned some brownie points this week when he spotted Voldemort in the co-op, of course he immediately erected the voldemort warning signal above his head and proceeded to carry on down the aisle with his shopping whilst simultaneously letting everyone know that she was there. And whilst on the subject of ex girlfriends, Chick’s Future Wife was out this week as she usually is on bank holidays and she was joined by D.I. Sheridan, unfortunately apart from saying hello we didn’t really get to see them and therefore couldn’t take the piss out of Chick as much as we had hoped.
We did have to stop talking at this point because apart from The Chief who was busy on his phone, all eyes were on the pair of leggings that just walked past our table, according to Chick they were almost 4D, you could almost taste the crab paste. Once we had all got our juices flowing we decided to discuss what had happened with the single people present last night. Chicken did actually have great success with women this week, 200% strike rate will keep his wank bank topped up for a couple of days. The Little Chef did sow the seed of love for next time with his little number in the red dress but didn’t achieve anything this time. And as he didn’t taste the harbour last night he has ordered seafood tonight to make up for it.
After talking to the waiter, we were expecting 5 Kilos of Parmesan to be served with our mains, but alas we were let down and instead they looked like this:
← Calzone looked incredible and was a bargain at £8.95.
→ Suprema di Pollo Principessa was a bit saucy and lacking substance but the flavour was lovely.
← Classic Spag Bol for The Pole was amazing, a healthy amount of cheese was added to improve it further, big portion as well.
→ Tagliolini con Granchio of course looked good if a bit small, nice textures.
← We all know who had the Fillet steak, and it did look excellent, very cheffy and well presented; the copper pot of Bearnaise sauce was a lovely touch.
→ Seafood Risotto was lovely and had big chunks of prawn and scallop in, it did bring a smile to The Little Chef‘s face when it was served.
← Chicken in red sauce? probably pretty good but we have no information.
→ Chicken in yellow sauce? probably really good, it looks alright on this picture, and that’s all I’ve got to go on.
← Risotto Coppola with some tender pieces of steak, absolutely fantastic but looked like a small portion, however it was pretty heavy and in the end The Captain barely finished it.
Once the food had been served (a process that was very difficult because the waiters only said the Italian names of the food and weren’t particularly helpful, they didn’t pander to the fact that none of us could remember what we had ordered), we were already contemplating putting this in our top 5, even if we do end up paying slightly more than usual it looks like it’s worth it. The service hasn’t been as good as some places, but the food has easily been in the top 3, most of us agreeing that it is the best food we have ever had on MNEC.
Delboy was out this Saturday for a wedding that many of the BAGELs were at, and was on his usual top form necking jagerbombs with the amateur youth of today. The Huntsman was also there but this time wasn’t getting annihilated with the neighbours, we shall save that for Florida.
The Merchant has been working this lunchtime by going to The Royal Oak again to see if they were still up to their high standards and is pleased to report that there is still a great meal to be had there. Always working, even on his days off. The Bacon Potatoes did also remind us of Cafe Gnosh, another place that we need to go back to, difficult as they don’t open Mondays though. The Chief has been off bread for 6 weeks and tonight finally broke his fast with some pizza bread, he has since been eating non-stop bread in order to pile the pounds back on.
The Toilets this time were sampled by The Pole and Mrs. Jockey, The Pole was happy with them but we did half expect a freshen up man; Mrs. Jockey rated them as 7/10, it was nice to have a female perspective; however women will never understand urinal ettiquette, as we discussed its something every man just knows.
An excellent night was had by all and we will definitely back, in the end we have decided that La Coppola is going in at number 2 on our top 5. The food was top notch and the decoration was the best we have seen; service wasn’t on par though, and we had to wait 20 minutes for them to work out the bill after we had asked for it. Things were good, and we are looking forward to eating more next time we visit. Happy anniversary to Monday Night Eating Club, 52 weeks of fun, plenty more to come.
Server: Avoid An all male staff didn’t please us, no sex to be had with them.
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